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| Yo Mamma Is So Stupid... |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked you "What is the number for 911". |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked for a price check at the dollar store. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose. |
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