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Welcome to Aardvark Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories and adult humor around. |
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| Yo Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she got to iron her pants on the driveway |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th |
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