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| Yo Mamma Is So Stupid... |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she cooked her own complimentary breakfast. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1" |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got a part time job painting skittles. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she fell up the stairs. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box. |
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