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| Yo Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
"Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
even her shadow has stretch marks. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mamma" |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her ass has it's own congressman. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. |
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