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| Yo Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..." |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
people jog around her for exercise! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she plays pool with the planets. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet. |
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