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| Yo Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she sat on a rowing machine and it sank. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!" |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off." |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car." |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she sat on a dollar and made change. |
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