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| Yo Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to creep up on her makeup. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to trick or treat over the phone. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looks like you. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she makes onions cry. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she entered the ugly contest and the judge said, "Sorry, no professionals." |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she makes blind children cry. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning. |
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