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Yo Mamma Is So Stupid... |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she put a peephole in a glass door. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she ran out of gas leaving Texaco. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she sold the house to pay the mortgage. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she stands up on an empty bus. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know". |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out. |
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