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Welcome to Aardvark Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories and adult humor around. |
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| Yo Mamma Is So Skinny... |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she only has one stripe on her pajamas. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she can dodge rain drops. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she can see out the peephole with both eyes. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she looks like a mic stand. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she turned sideways and disappeared. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
her nipples touch. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
I could blind-fold her with dental floss. |
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