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Welcome to Aardvark Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories and adult humor around. |
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| Yo Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I gain weight just by watching her eat. |
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