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| Yo Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she practices birth control by leaving the lights on. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she was a guard for Castle Greyskull. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
the doctor is still smacking her ass. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she pretends she's someone else when she's having sex. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she scares roaches away. |
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