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Welcome to Aardvark Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories and adult humor around. |
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| Yo Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
yo dad first met her at the pound. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out. |
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