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| Yo Mamma Is So Short... |
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Yo Mama's so short,
she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
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Yo Mama's so short,
her homies are the Keebler Elfs. |
Yo Mama's so short,
her best friend is an ant. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she can hang glide on a Dorito. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she needs a ladder to pick up a dime. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she can do backflips under the bed. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!" |
Yo Mama's so short,
she broke her leg jumping off the toilet. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel. |
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