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| Yo Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she could sell shade. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she can't tie her own shoes. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she can't even jump to a conclusion. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
no one can talk behind her back. |
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