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Welcome to Aardvark Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories and adult humor around. |
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| Yo Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she eats cereal out of a satellite dish. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she has to iron her pants on the driveway. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she jumped up in the air and got stuck. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!" |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she has to get out of the car to change gears. |
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