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Welcome to Aardvark Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories and adult humor around. |
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| Yo Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she gets up, the sun goes down. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. |
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