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| Yo Mamma Is So Short... |
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Yo Mama's so short,
she has to reach up to tie her shoes.
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Yo Mama's so short,
she's afraid to get off the carpet alone. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she's a teller at a piggy bank. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she tried to commit suicide with a pin. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she can take a bath in a thimble. |
Yo Mama's so short,
you can see her feet on her driver's license. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she can surf on a popsicle stick. |
Yo Mama's so short,
she can suck my dick standing up. |
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