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Welcome to Aardvark Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories and adult humor around. |
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| Yo Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she masturbates reading cookbooks. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she needs a road map to find her ass. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she made weight watchers go blind. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac. |
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big. |
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