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Welcome to Aardvark Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories and adult humor around. |
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| Yo Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!" |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!" |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!" |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes. |
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