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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DOCTORS & MEDICINE
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"I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation."
Jeffrey Bernard |
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"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
Steve Martin. |
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"No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."
Kin Hubbard. |
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"There must be something to acupuncture. After all, you never see any sick porcupines!"
Bob Goddard. |
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"The operation was a complete success, but the patient died of something else."
John Chiene |
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"I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx |
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"A psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the audience."
Merv Stockwood. |
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"Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold."
Jerry Vale |
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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Spike Milligan |
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"The art of medicine is in amusing a patient while nature affects the cure."
Voltaire |
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