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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Roseanne Barr. |
| 12. |
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Rita Rudner. |
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"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
Diana Jordan. |
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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
Mae West. |
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"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign."
Mae West |
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"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinem |
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"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner |
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"No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas."
Ashleigh Brilliant. |
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"Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands."
Jacques Languirand |
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"Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects."
Oscar Wilde |
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