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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
George Burns. |
| 12. |
"Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did."
Robert Benchley |
| 13. |
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt."
Herbert Hoover |
| 14. |
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a thrill."
George Burns |
| 15. |
"Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter."
Milton Berle |
| 16. |
"The secret of longevity is to keep breathing."
Sophie Tucker |
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"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."
Patrick Moore. |
| 18. |
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
Woody Allen. |
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"At my age flowers scare me."
George Burns. |
| 20. |
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She burried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
Rita Rudner |
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