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Funny Quotes |
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"My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers."
Woody Allen |
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"I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest."
Stefan Bergman |
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"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless."
Connor Cruise O'Brien. |
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"My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'."
Ken Dodd |
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"Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison."
Evelyn Waugh |
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"Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick."
Samuel Beckett. |
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"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Dan Quayle. |
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"I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's about Russia."
Woody Allen |
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"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."
Paul Merton. |
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"There's nothing as stupid as an educated man, if you can get him off the thing he was educated in."
Will Rogers. |
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