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Funny Quotes |
| 21. |
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up."
Phyllis Diller |
| 22. |
"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed."
Bruce Lee. |
| 23. |
"Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone."
Oscar Wilde |
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"In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice; then he made school boards."
Mark Twain |
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"What's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement?"
Fred Allen. |
| 26. |
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
John Mendosa. |
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"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
Will Rogers. |
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"Socialogy is the study of people who do not need to be studied by people who do."
ES Turner |
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"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace. |
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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
Dan Quayle. |
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