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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
Groucho Marx |
| 12. |
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
Groucho Marx |
| 13. |
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
Groucho Marx |
| 14. |
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx |
| 15. |
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
Groucho Marx |
| 16. |
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx |
| 17. |
"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five."
Groucho Marx |
| 18. |
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
Groucho Marx |
| 19. |
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx |
| 20. |
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
Groucho Marx |
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