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Funny Quotes |
| 21. |
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx |
| 22. |
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx |
| 23. |
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
Groucho Marx |
| 24. |
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx |
| 25. |
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
Groucho Marx |
| 26. |
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
Groucho Marx |
| 27. |
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx |
| 28. |
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
Groucho Marx |
| 29. |
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
Groucho Marx |
| 30. |
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Groucho Marx |
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