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Funny Quotes |
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"I'm not a paranoid derranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire."
Howard Hughes. |
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"If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some."
Benjamin Franklin |
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Spike Milligan. |
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"When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes."
Henry Miller. |
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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax."
Albert Einstein. |
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"I've been rich and I've been poor: Rich is better."
Sophie Tucker |
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"Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure."
Errol Flynn. |
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"When you've got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow."
Fern Naito. |
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"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
Willie Sutton. |
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"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."
Peter Ustinov. |
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