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Welcome to Aardvark Archie's Guide to FUNNY QUOTES , the site that knows a funny quote when it hears one!
For the best in Adult funny quotes and really humorous quotations and witticism, just click on the links below to get viewing some of the funniest quotations, funny celebrity insults and adult humor around! |
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"My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil."
JP Getty. |
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"When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is."
Oscar Wilde |
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"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
Woody Allen. |
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"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Robert Orben. |
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"I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor."
Francois Rebelais |
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"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
Douglas Adams. |
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"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it."
Joseph Addison. |
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"A man who has a million dollars is as well off as if he were rich."
Cleveland Amory |
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"I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse."
Clinton Jones. |
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"October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February."
Mark Twain |
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