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Funny Quotes |
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"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
Aristotle Onassis |
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"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses."
Ivern Boyett |
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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Rita Rudner |
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"When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names."
Kin Hubbard |
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"Most women are not as young as they are painted."
Max Beerbohm |
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"Women add zest to the unlicenced hours."
Allen Thomas |
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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Mae West. |
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"She looked as if she'd been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when."
PG Wodehouse. |
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"Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
Napolean Bonaparte. |
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"An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie. |
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