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Funny Quotes |
| 31. |
"Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands."
Ambrose Bierce |
| 32. |
"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
Sean Williamson. |
| 33. |
"The people I'm getting furious with are the women's liberationists. They keep getting on their soapboxes proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket."
Anita Loos |
| 34. |
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
Mark Twain. |
| 35. |
"The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots."
Rebecca West |
| 36. |
"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud |
| 37. |
"When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?"
Edith Evans |
| 38. |
"Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
Jeffrey Bernard |
| 39. |
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx. |
| 40. |
"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
HL Mencken |
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