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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher. They are going to make a board game out of it."
Woody Allen |
| 12. |
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."
Woody Allen |
| 13. |
"My brain, that's my second favourite organ."
Woody Allen |
| 14. |
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
Woody Allen From 'Annie Hall' 1977. |
| 15. |
"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips."
Woody Allen |
| 16. |
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
Woody Allen |
| 17. |
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
Woody Allen |
| 18. |
"The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."
Woody Allen |
| 19. |
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen |
| 20. |
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
Woody Allen |
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