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# Funny Quotes
1. "She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short."
Clive James talking about Marilyn Monroe
2. "Glenda Jackson has a face to launch a thousand dredgers."
Jack deManio
3. "In a mere half century films have gone from silent to unspeakable."
Doug Larson
4. "I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice."
Steve Martin
5. "Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?"
Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol
6. "If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."
Herman J. Mankiewicz
7. "I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me"
Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson
8. "A plumber's idea of cleopatra."
WC Fields talking about Mae West
9. "A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy."
William Faulkner on Mark Twain
10. "I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick."
Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin
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