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11. "A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."
Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams
12. "Most of the time Marlon Brando sounds like his mouth is full of wet toilet paper."
Rex Reed
13. "The biggest no-talent I ever worked with."
Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly
14. "Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing."
Harry Medved on Dean Martin
15. "My movies were the kind they show in prisons and on aeroplanes, because no-one can leave."
Burt Reynolds
16. "The only time I use women in films is when they're naked or dead."
Joel Silver
17. "I have a face like a elephant's behind."
Charles Laughton
18. "When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny
19. "The stupid person's idea of a clever person."
Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley
20. "I love British cinema like a doctor loves his dying patient."
Ben Kingsley
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