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FUNNY CELEBRITY INSULTS & QUOTES
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Funny Quotes |
| 21. |
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Joan Rivers |
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"Awards are like haemorrhoids; sooner or later every asshole gets some."
Frederic Raphael |
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"Jack Warner has oilcloth pockets so he can steal soup."
Wilson Mizner |
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"He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire."
Truman Capote on Mick Jagger |
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"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?"
Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel |
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"It's like kissing Hitler."
Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe |
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"Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner."
Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg |
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"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruitfly and still have room for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
Fred Allen |
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"I've done my bit for motion pictures; I've stopped making them."
Liberace |
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"Jack Benny lived on a diet of fingernails and coffee."
May Livingstone |
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