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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"Dying is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing to do with it."
Somerset Maugham |
| 12. |
"At my age flowers scare me."
George Burns |
| 13. |
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Woody Allen. |
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"Death is just nature's way of telling you to slow down."
Dick Sharples |
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"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
Garrison Kielor. |
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"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
Mark Twain. |
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"I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day."
George Axlerod |
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"It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life."
Jimi Hendrix. |
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey. |
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"Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate."
Ambrose Bierce. |
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