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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself."
Lisa Kirk |
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"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
Bob Rubin |
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"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."
Jean Cocteau. |
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"It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't."
Arthur Gore |
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"Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."
Wilfred Trotter |
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"There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it."
Alan Lerner |
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"The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping with black men during the first year after death."
PJ O'Rourke |
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"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
Gandhi |
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"My folks first met on the subway trying to pick each others pockets."
Freddie Prinze |
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"I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."
Groucho Marx |
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