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Funny Quotes |
| 21. |
"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."
Johnny Carson. |
| 22. |
"A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over."
Dino Levi |
| 23. |
"Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous."
George Bernard Shaw |
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"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein |
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"Jeffery Archer is proof of the proposition that in each of us lurks a bad novel."
Julian Critchley |
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"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
Ilie Nastase |
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"Dead? With the newspaper strike on. I wouldn't even consider it."
Bette Davis |
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"The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes."
JD Bernal |
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"This is either a forgery or a damn clever original."
Frank Sullivan |
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"The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'."
Hal Eaton |
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