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Funny Quotes |
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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
PJ O'Rourke |
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"The government's income policy is as significant as a blush on a dead man's cheek."
Clive Jenkins |
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"A fool and his money are soon elected."
Will Rogers. |
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"Making a speech on economics is a bit like pissing down your leg. It seems hot to you but never to anyone else."
Lyndon B Johnson |
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"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt."
Herbert Hoover |
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"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in."
Harry S. Truman. |
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"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Robin Williams. |
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"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Al Capone. |
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"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
Dr. Henry Kissinger. |
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"Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi."
Arnold Glasow |
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