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31. "The House of Commons is the longest running farce in the West End."
Cyril Smith.
32. "The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan.
33. "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
George Bernard Shaw.
34. "Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
Frank Dane.
35. "The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level."
Norman Mailer.
36. "Democracy is too good to share with just anybody."
Nigel Rees.
37. "We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate."
Kin Hubbard.
38. "Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't."
Patrick Murray.
39. "Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
Robert Byrne.
40. "Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering."
Tom Stoppard.
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