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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so."
Gore Vidal. |
| 12. |
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. |
| 13. |
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
Dan Quayle. |
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Dan Quayle. |
| 15. |
"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Tom Lehrer. |
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"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."
Fred Allen. |
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"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
Will Rogers. |
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"In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes."
Adlai Stevenson. |
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"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous. |
| 20. |
"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."
Alexai Sayle. |
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