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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet."
Bill Cosby. |
| 12. |
"Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'."
Steven Wright. |
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"There are two things that a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and its mother's age."
Benjamin Spock |
| 14. |
"My husband and I have decided to start a family while my parents are still young enough to look after them."
Rita Rudner |
| 15. |
"Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head."
Martin Mull |
| 16. |
"There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins."
Josh Billings. |
| 17. |
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
Groucho Marx. |
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"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
Emo Philips. |
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"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
Helen Rowland |
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"Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one's wife's sister's husband."
HL Mencken |
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