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Funny Quotes |
| 21. |
"Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath."
Richard Zera |
| 22. |
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year."
Victor Borge |
| 23. |
"I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'."
Les Dawson |
| 24. |
"Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add."
Fran Lebowitz. |
| 25. |
"My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow."
Bill Cosby. |
| 26. |
"The real menace is dealing with a five year old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five year old."
Jean Kerr |
| 27. |
"My unhealthy affection for my second daughter has waned. Now I despise all my seven children equally."
Evelyn Waugh. |
| 28. |
"The worst sensation I know of is getting up at night and stepping on a toy train."
Kin Hubbard |
| 29. |
"My mother didn't breast feed me. She said she just liked me as a friend."
Rodney Dangerfield |
| 30. |
"No wonder people are so horrible when they start life as children."
Kingsley Amis. |
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