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Funny Quotes |
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"He ended the job as he began it; fired with enthusiasm."
Don O'Shaughnessy. |
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"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."
Scott Adams. |
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
Will Rogers. |
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"Having a little inflation is like being a little bit pregnant."
Leon Henderson |
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"They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one."
Rita Rudner |
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"A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists."
CT Jones. |
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"It is only by not paying ones bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes."
Oscar Wilde |
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"If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter."
Albert Grant. |
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"October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February."
Mark Twain |
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"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
Will Rogers. |
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