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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"Never answer a letter until you get a second one on the same subject from the same person."
Michael O'Hagan |
| 12. |
"Statistics indicate that as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses."
Ira Wallach |
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"I always travel first class on a train. It's the only way to avoid one's creditors."
Seymour Hicks |
| 14. |
"Office Hours: 2 to 2:15 every other Wednesday."
George Kaufman |
| 15. |
"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."
Keith Davis. |
| 16. |
"Any organisation is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top."
John Imhoff. |
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"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job."
Samuel Goldwyn. |
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"We were allowed to accept gifts of flowers, candies, jewels, furs, yachts, castles - but never money."
Quentin Crisp |
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"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours."
Arthur Baer. |
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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
Samuel Goldwyn. |
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