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Funny Quotes |
| 41. |
"In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
Harold Coffin. |
| 42. |
"Few great men would have got past personnel."
Paul Goodman. |
| 43. |
"My husband once worked for a company that had a merit pay system. After six months they told him that he owed the company money."
Phyllis Diller |
| 44. |
"When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'."
Robert Morley. |
| 45. |
"The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you."
Charles Dickens. |
| 46. |
"The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, 'Son, here's a million dollars. Don't lose it.'"
Larry Niven |
| 47. |
"Those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something that they though irretrievably lost."
Helen Exley |
| 48. |
"A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error."
Dennis Miller |
| 49. |
"My grandfather died in the great crash of 1929 - a stockbroker jumped out of a window and crushed him."
Mario Cuomo |
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"One of the mysteries of human conduct is why adult men and women are ready to sign documents they do not read, at the behest of salesmen they do not know, binding them to pay for articles they do not want, with money which they do not have."
Gerald Hurst |
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