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Funny Quotes |
| 31. |
"I want a one-armed economist so that the guy could never make a statement and then say 'on the other hand
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Harry Truman |
| 32. |
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
Mark Twain. |
| 33. |
"Fire the whole purchasing department. They'd hire Einstein and then turn down his recquisition for a blackboard."
Robert Townsend |
| 34. |
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
Orson Welles. |
| 35. |
"The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege."
letter in the Times newspaper. |
| 36. |
"I never known an actioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary."
Josh Billings |
| 37. |
"An economists guess is as good as anyone elses."
Will Rogers |
| 38. |
"If all else fails immortality can be assured by a spectacular error."
JK Galbraith |
| 39. |
"When I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right."
Gahan Wilson |
| 40. |
"I put the Financial Times on the floor and called my dog William over to pee on it. Wherever there was a mark I could do some trading."
Bob Beckham |
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