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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DRINKING & DRUGS
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"The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings."
Arthur Lewis. |
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"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."
Mick Miller. |
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"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Rodney Dangerfield. |
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"Real ale fans are just like train-spotters, only drunk."
Christopher Howse. |
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"Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold."
Jerry Vale |
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"Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."
Will Rogers. |
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"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV."
Homer Simpson. |
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"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
Robin Williams. |
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"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."
Robert Benchley. |
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"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."
WC Fields |
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