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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DRINKING & DRUGS
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis. |
| 42. |
"Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know, I've been taking it for years."
Tallulah Bankhead |
| 43. |
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway. |
| 44. |
"There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation."
John Ciandi |
| 45. |
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
Humprey Bogart. |
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"He was a wise man who invented beer."
Plato. |
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"I got thrown out of Alcoholics Anonymous because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's"
Dave Dutton |
| 48. |
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde. |
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"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain. |
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
Denis Leary. |
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