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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DRINKING & DRUGS
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"An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do."
Dylan Thomas. |
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"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
Mark Twain. |
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S Thompson. |
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"I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver."
Phil Harris |
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"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Henry Youngman. |
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"I drink therefore I am."
WC Fields. |
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"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
Dave Barry. |
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"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
Robin Williams. |
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"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
NF Simpson. |
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"I am a drinker with writing problems."
Brendan Behan. |
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