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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DRINKING & DRUGS
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"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy."
Fred Allen. |
| 32. |
"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
Dean Martin. |
| 33. |
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
Catherine Zandonella. |
| 34. |
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin. |
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"They who drink beer will think beer."
Washington Irving. |
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"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
David Daye. |
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"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."
Noel Coward. |
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman. |
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"I drink to make other people interesting."
George Jean Nathan. |
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry. |
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